STUCK IN THE FAST LANE
Ah yes, yet another McDonald's incident.
Time ran out for one clown after he was a little slow picking up his fast food at a McDonald's drive-through in Camden, Ark.
Terrance Forte, 32, was found asleep behind the wheel with his engine running and right foot on the brake after employees called police saying they had been waiting 15 minutes for Forte to drive from the first window to the second window.
Forte offered the cops $10 for his food order when they woke him up. Not surprisingly, his blood alcohol level registered at 0.19, more than twice the legal limit. He was cited for his third drunk-driving charge and later released.
If I were a betting woman, I'd say Forte fell asleep waiting on the slow McFlatfoots to get his order together.
Let this be a lesson. Hit the always-ready-for-drunks White Castle instead.
Time ran out for one clown after he was a little slow picking up his fast food at a McDonald's drive-through in Camden, Ark.
Terrance Forte, 32, was found asleep behind the wheel with his engine running and right foot on the brake after employees called police saying they had been waiting 15 minutes for Forte to drive from the first window to the second window.
Forte offered the cops $10 for his food order when they woke him up. Not surprisingly, his blood alcohol level registered at 0.19, more than twice the legal limit. He was cited for his third drunk-driving charge and later released.
If I were a betting woman, I'd say Forte fell asleep waiting on the slow McFlatfoots to get his order together.
Let this be a lesson. Hit the always-ready-for-drunks White Castle instead.
Labels: drive-through, drunks, fast food, McDonald's, White Castle
posted by Diana at 10:53 AM
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