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Thursday, May 24, 2007

STUCK IN THE FAST LANE

Ah yes, yet another McDonald's incident.

Time ran out for one clown after he was a little slow picking up his fast food at a McDonald's drive-through in Camden, Ark.


Terrance Forte, 32, was found asleep behind the wheel with his engine running and right foot on the brake after employees called police saying they had been waiting 15 minutes for Forte to drive from the first window to the second window.

Forte offered the cops $10 for his food order when they woke him up. Not surprisingly, his blood alcohol level registered at 0.19, more than twice the legal limit. He was cited for his third drunk-driving charge and later released.

If I were a betting woman, I'd say Forte fell asleep waiting on the slow McFlatfoots to get his order together.

Let this be a lesson. Hit the always-ready-for-drunks White Castle instead.

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6 Comments:

Anonymous Pete said...

...Better yet Diana,why not try
Burger King;where "Have It Your Way" is their coporate mantra.
Just what kind of food is featured in his county jail these days?

Thu May 24, 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous proofreader said...

maybe Mickey Dee's should start putting breathalizers in their Happy Meals (instead of recent condoms and other crap)...McWasted

Thu May 24, 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cool watch picture. i see time moving on. too bad that guy didn't have an alarm clock in his car.

Thu May 24, 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thankfully Forte did not hurt anyone sleeping DWI.

Fri May 25, 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous D.Harris said...

I had a friend do the same thing, no lie! I cant believe this could happen twice. I thought I had heard it all.....

Fri May 25, 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Jacob Morris said...

That is how boring their food is

Sun Jun 03, 03:43:00 PM  

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