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A CYNICAL LOOK AT THE DAILY GRIND

Thursday, May 10, 2007

SUPER SIZE?

Someone was ecstatic, but it wasn't the grandma who found a condom and its package in her granddaughter's Happy Meal.


A representative for the Wellington, New Zealand, McDonald's where the condom was discovered, said the fast-food restaurant ran out of the usual children's gifts and prepackaged sports bags were substituted in the Happy Meals instead.

How the condom got into the only open sports bag that was used for display purposes or how that sports bag got into the meal was the mystery of the day. Click here to read all about it.

In any case, it leaves one wondering what McDonald's workers do there besides get the french fries hot.

If you think that was gross, check out the bionic burger.

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9 Comments:

Anonymous proofreader said...

So that's where they get their special sauce..ewwww! We heard of jack- in- the- box workers who used to spit in burgers when I was in high school and to this day, I will never eat one of those burgers. It's good to know that Ronald McDonald is practicing safe sex...

Thu May 10, 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Pete said...

Hey,"You want fries with that"?
I suspect a disgruntled employee planted the McCondom.
Gives new meaning to,"You deserve a break today",eh?

Thu May 10, 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Jacob Morris said...

Never ate there and never will-what do you expect from an 'medical incorrect diet place"!!!!

Thu May 10, 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous dmc said...

The new Ronald McCondom is available at Micky D's in your Happy Meal.

Thu May 10, 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Disgusting!Never eat at Mc Donald's anyway. Poor unsuspecting Grandma.

Thu May 10, 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous proofreader said...

check out the new dollar menu...beef- flavored condoms and Mickey Dee diaphragms....

Thu May 10, 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous amt said...

how gross!

Fri May 11, 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hold the mayo please!

Fri May 11, 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My friend and I were recently discussing about how technology has become so integrated in our day to day lives. Reading this post makes me think back to that debate we had, and just how inseparable from electronics we have all become.

I don't mean this in a bad way, of course! Ethical concerns aside... I just hope that as the price of memory drops, the possibility of downloading our memories onto a digital medium becomes a true reality. It's a fantasy that I dream about every once in a while.

(Submitted on Nintendo DS running [url=http://cryst4lxbands.sosblog.com/-b/Will-the-R4-or-R4i-work-b1-p2.htm]R4i[/url] RPost)

Wed Feb 10, 01:28:00 AM  

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