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Friday, July 27, 2007

PRO-CHOICE

You can't make this stuff up.

Because it's Friday and Friday night is date night, here's an interesting item I found while tooling around on the information highway.

You'll never guess how this woman inhaled a condom. Check out the doctor's report.


In other news, if you're always a bridesmaid and never the bride, you might want to consider wearing this dress to the next wedding you're in.

Be prepared to be the most popular woman there!

(Sorry, no credits were available for the designer of the condom dress or the photographer. The picture was forwarded to me in an Internet circulated e-mail.)

Hope your weekend doesn't suck.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

SUPER SIZE?

Someone was ecstatic, but it wasn't the grandma who found a condom and its package in her granddaughter's Happy Meal.


A representative for the Wellington, New Zealand, McDonald's where the condom was discovered, said the fast-food restaurant ran out of the usual children's gifts and prepackaged sports bags were substituted in the Happy Meals instead.

How the condom got into the only open sports bag that was used for display purposes or how that sports bag got into the meal was the mystery of the day. Click here to read all about it.

In any case, it leaves one wondering what McDonald's workers do there besides get the french fries hot.

If you think that was gross, check out the bionic burger.

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