TOOTSIE'S ROLLS
West Hollywood, Calif., wants to ban cosmetic surgery.
Not for people ... but pets.
Lawmakers say unnecessary "non-curative" surgeries, such as ear cropping, tail docking and debarking are cruel body alterations for the critters. The animal-friendly town that calls pet owners "pet guardians" already has made cat de-clawing illegal.
I wonder if "non-curative" surgery includes spaying and neutering.
Here's my logic ... Chihuahua Toots got fat after we had her spayed.
In any case, she's pretty fat, so would a little lipo on plus-sized Tootsie's rolls be illegal? Sounds like "curative" surgery to me.
Oh please, I'm just kidding! That little - I mean big - hot tamale keeps my feet warm at night!
Not for people ... but pets.
Lawmakers say unnecessary "non-curative" surgeries, such as ear cropping, tail docking and debarking are cruel body alterations for the critters. The animal-friendly town that calls pet owners "pet guardians" already has made cat de-clawing illegal.
I wonder if "non-curative" surgery includes spaying and neutering.
Here's my logic ... Chihuahua Toots got fat after we had her spayed.
In any case, she's pretty fat, so would a little lipo on plus-sized Tootsie's rolls be illegal? Sounds like "curative" surgery to me.
Oh please, I'm just kidding! That little - I mean big - hot tamale keeps my feet warm at night!
Labels: Chihuahau, cosmetic surgery, fat, Hot tamale, liposuction, Tootsie Roll, West Hollywood
posted by Diana at 10:57 AM
6 Comments:
good think you don't own a sharpei..the bill for the facelift would be enormous! (the dog's, not yours..)
Sounds like something that would come out of West Hollyweird.
Can they puff out a Pug's face.Seen too many of them there
Pugs looking like Edward G.Robinson.
Reckon that'll be classified as
"curative surgery?
Breast implants for bitches? Wait, they already do that in LALA Town...
where's the chocolate? And the ice cream, and the wine, and that onion that somehow got planted.
And if Diana died and no one else was around for a few weeks, i'd eat her.
Hey Roll, When YOU die I'll bring Toots to your grave site to fertelize the weeds you'll sprout! Dog eat dogdoo on you.....
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