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Friday, May 18, 2007

TOOTSIE'S ROLLS

West Hollywood, Calif., wants to ban cosmetic surgery.


Not for people ... but pets.

Lawmakers say unnecessary "non-curative" surgeries, such as ear cropping, tail docking and debarking are cruel body alterations for the critters. The animal-friendly town that calls pet owners "pet guardians" already has made cat de-clawing illegal.


I wonder if "non-curative" surgery includes spaying and neutering.

Here's my logic ... Chihuahua Toots got fat after we had her spayed.

In any case, she's pretty fat, so would a little lipo on plus-sized Tootsie's rolls be illegal? Sounds like "curative" surgery to me.


Oh please, I'm just kidding! That little - I mean big - hot tamale keeps my feet warm at night!

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6 Comments:

Anonymous proofreader said...

good think you don't own a sharpei..the bill for the facelift would be enormous! (the dog's, not yours..)

Fri May 18, 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Pete said...

Sounds like something that would come out of West Hollyweird.
Can they puff out a Pug's face.Seen too many of them there
Pugs looking like Edward G.Robinson.
Reckon that'll be classified as
"curative surgery?

Fri May 18, 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous proofreader said...

Breast implants for bitches? Wait, they already do that in LALA Town...

Fri May 18, 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Tootsie roll said...

where's the chocolate? And the ice cream, and the wine, and that onion that somehow got planted.

Fri May 18, 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous tootsie roll said...

And if Diana died and no one else was around for a few weeks, i'd eat her.

Fri May 18, 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous hischubbiness said...

Hey Roll, When YOU die I'll bring Toots to your grave site to fertelize the weeds you'll sprout! Dog eat dogdoo on you.....

Mon May 21, 08:40:00 AM  

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