HELLO, DOCTOR?

It was a traditional Hanukkah dish made with "slyders" that won a Missouri woman the annual recipe contest sponsored by White Castle hamburger company.


The Jewish latke pancakes had the usual grated potatoes and eggs, and as a bonus, 10 chopped up White Castle hamburgers in the mix ... minus the pickles.

Leslve Louis of New Melle named her creation "The Latkes You Crave." As part of her prize, she will receive a case of 30 burgers each week for a year.

Sounds like a good reason to get drunk.

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STUCK IN THE FAST LANE

Ah yes, yet another McDonald's incident.

Time ran out for one clown after he was a little slow picking up his fast food at a McDonald's drive-through in Camden, Ark.


Terrance Forte, 32, was found asleep behind the wheel with his engine running and right foot on the brake after employees called police saying they had been waiting 15 minutes for Forte to drive from the first window to the second window.

Forte offered the cops $10 for his food order when they woke him up. Not surprisingly, his blood alcohol level registered at 0.19, more than twice the legal limit. He was cited for his third drunk-driving charge and later released.

If I were a betting woman, I'd say Forte fell asleep waiting on the slow McFlatfoots to get his order together.

Let this be a lesson. Hit the always-ready-for-drunks White Castle instead.