DON'T GIVE THIS GUY NO LIP!

A San Mateo, Calif., man is accused of biting off his wife's bottom lip.


Akano Nzerem, 54, allegedly grabbed his wife in a bear hug and bit off her lip after she called him short.

Waaaaa!

Police recovered the lip from the floor but doctors were unable to reattach it. Nzerem is charged with felony counts of domestic violence, mayhem, false imprisonment, battery and making criminal threats.

I'll be thinking twice now when, after an argument, I bend over and tell Spud "Yeah, well bite this!"

Have a great holiday, everyone!

Here's a little YouTube ditty to entertain you while you "juggle" all your Memorial Day activities. You must have the sound up on your computer to appreciate this!