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Friday, May 25, 2007

DON'T GIVE THIS GUY NO LIP!

A San Mateo, Calif., man is accused of biting off his wife's bottom lip.


Akano Nzerem, 54, allegedly grabbed his wife in a bear hug and bit off her lip after she called him short.

Waaaaa!

Police recovered the lip from the floor but doctors were unable to reattach it. Nzerem is charged with felony counts of domestic violence, mayhem, false imprisonment, battery and making criminal threats.

I'll be thinking twice now when, after an argument, I bend over and tell Spud "Yeah, well bite this!"

Have a great holiday, everyone!

Here's a little YouTube ditty to entertain you while you "juggle" all your Memorial Day activities. You must have the sound up on your computer to appreciate this!

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11 Comments:

Anonymous dmc said...

Well I guess she wont be kissing his a__ __ anymore.

Fri May 25, 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous D.Harris said...

I LOVE this video...thanks.

Fri May 25, 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous profreader said...

on a positive note...she'll save on lipstick..now everyone knows her husband is short and psycho...

Fri May 25, 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous proofreader said...

I love that we have to be PC and say he "allegedly" bit off her lower lip..as if someone else is a suspect too! So, officer where was her lip? It was in her husband's teeth...can't wait to hear what his defense attorney will cook up...enough of the lip service..

Fri May 25, 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Pete said...

Gives new meaning to that old English adage,"Keep a stiff upper lip",eh?
CHEERIO THEN,

Fri May 25, 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better watch biting comments and remarks .
The video should be dedicated to ALL women who juggle many tasks all year long.

Fri May 25, 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very cool video.

Margaret

Sat May 26, 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

amazing video

Sat May 26, 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous jen said...

Glad he's not my husband.

Tue May 29, 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous terri said...

I will never complain about my husband cursing me in Italian again. On the bright side, she saved big bucks on botox.
Thanks for the Beatle's music. I almost forgot how terrific they were (brought me back to my high school days. The juggler was awesome, too.

Tue May 29, 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Sophia Murano said...

So, how tall was she? At least now her lip is short

Sun Jun 03, 03:44:00 PM  

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