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A CYNICAL LOOK AT THE DAILY GRIND

Friday, April 27, 2007

LET THE SUN SHINE


It's a yucky day.

The weather is rainy and my mood is gloomy, so here's a little joke to yuck it up.

A Chihuahua, a Doberman and a bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The collie replies, "That's not
good enough."

The bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." The collie says, "That's not creative enough."


Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone ... cheese mine."

Yuck, yuck!

And the peanut gallery goes wild!

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