HOLY CLEAVAGE, JOSEPH!

Just when you think there is enough discord in the world, you hear that Hooters is opening a franchise in Israel.

Of course, the Israeli franchise-holder for the American restaurant chain, which features top-heavy waitresses in skimpy uniforms, said yesterday he will open his first Hooters restaurant in the cosmopolitan city of Tel Aviv, away from any highly religious sectors.

I bet his plan to open five more Hooters around the country will go over like gefilte fish at a southern barbecue.

And, this raises a few questions.

Will waitresses wear wigs with their tiny tank tops and orange short shorts? Will they schlep around serving kosher foods or will they keep abreast of the normal spicy chicken wings menu? And what's going to happen at sundown on Fridays?

I have to agree with blogger Proofreader ...
Holy Land Hooters has an odd ring to it.

(Obviously, these are Hooters pictures, not mine).