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Wednesday, March 21, 2007


Just when you think there is enough discord in the world, you hear that Hooters is opening a franchise in Israel.

Of course, the Israeli franchise-holder for the American restaurant chain, which features top-heavy waitresses in skimpy uniforms, said yesterday he will open his first Hooters restaurant in the cosmopolitan city of Tel Aviv, away from any highly religious sectors.

I bet his plan to open five more Hooters around the country will go over like gefilte fish at a southern barbecue.

And, this raises a few questions.

Will waitresses wear wigs with their tiny tank tops and orange short shorts? Will they schlep around serving kosher foods or will they keep abreast of the normal spicy chicken wings menu? And what's going to happen at sundown on Fridays?

I have to agree with blogger Proofreader ...
Holy Land Hooters has an odd ring to it.

(Obviously, these are Hooters pictures, not mine).

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Anonymous proofreader said...

I guess the Muslim ex-Target cashiers could work the "orthodox register" about Mideast accord...

Wed Mar 21, 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Dot said...

It's a shame to say ... but I think they will do good. They already have restaurants that serve a multitude of different cultural cuisines and stay open to 4am even on Fridays nights....and when have you ever seen a man turn away from cleavage?

Wed Mar 21, 12:23:00 PM  
Blogger jmiller423 said...

Sigh...when are we going to have our version of Hooters, with bare chested guys in tight pants? I have a name picked out for the restaurant, but I don't think the app will let me publish it.

Wed Mar 21, 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous proofreader said...

does the Hooters in Israel have a Jews Bar?

Wed Mar 21, 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they do, I bet they sell He-brews.

Wed Mar 21, 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous his spankedness said...

What I'd like to do is run wild thru the place waving a dozen Hebrew Nationals!

Wed Mar 21, 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The news reported that the food will NOT be kosher.

Thu Mar 22, 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog is a hoot.

Thu Mar 22, 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous proofreader said...

Holy hot wings!

Fri Mar 23, 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Hartster said...

>>Will they schlep around serving kosher foods or will they keep abreast of the normal spicy chicken wings menu?

Heh heh heh heh. She said 'abreast.' ;)

Sun Mar 25, 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Eupemia said...

Great work.

Mon Nov 10, 04:57:00 AM  

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