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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

TONGUE 'N' GROOVE


I had to post this picture that someone sent me in an e-mail.

I don't know why, except I want to know why some people voluntarily mutilate their bodies like this.

I can understand pierced ears or a nip and tuck here and there, but why in the world would you want a zipper on your tongue?

Wouldn't it be better for most people on their lips?

12 Comments:

Anonymous Tammy said...

And I thought I had seen it all! Can you imagine what Grandma Thomas would think if she were still alive today!

Wed Aug 09, 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous dmc said...

OMG! That is horrible. What would ever posess a person to do that!

Wed Aug 09, 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no zippy comments, except, the person who performed the tonguectomy should be prosecuted!

Wed Aug 09, 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

zippity do da, thee probably hath a lithp!

Wed Aug 09, 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Pete said...

And our parents back in the late 60's and early 70's were hysterical because we refused to get haircuts!Simple times they were then.
Teenage rebellion has certainly taken a most bizarre direction,eh?
I submit that if that is an accurate photo and not a fabricated one,that person does not have the best of futures ahead.So,that person has to zip their tongue to swallow? Right? What an odd sight!

Wed Aug 09, 09:33:00 PM  
Anonymous GenXYZipper said...

If you think that is bad, I just read a article about how popular female genital mutilation/female circumcision is becoming in the United States. Now this is scary and I hope it doesn't become a fad for my daughter's generation. Apparently an increasing amount of women are doing this, which lessens or eliminates their sexual pleasure, for men who find the lack of labia and/or clitoris more appealing. Even more shocking is that these women are performing the procedure themselves or having it done by people who aren't surgeons. Why would any woman WANT to do this?

Wed Aug 09, 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's next? literal "tongue in cheek"! I guess if this person tries to sass/talk back you could really say " Zip It!"

Thu Aug 10, 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know I am not the only guy here thinking to himself, I wonder what it would feel like if ....

Thu Aug 10, 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous needamedic said...

well richard cranium, use your own pant's zipper and find out!

Fri Aug 11, 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that tongue photo makes me think the only thing that would be useful for is: oral sex on siamese twins! (hopefully not conjoined at waist!) yuck!

Fri Aug 11, 12:57:00 PM  
Blogger fanatic cook said...

Is that real? Maybe Photoshopped? That's hard to look at :|

Mon Aug 14, 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey fc, i blew up your blog photo, i thought it was a dog on its back but it looks like mushrooms/garlic..i guess since you are a food weirdo, it would be!

Tue Aug 15, 06:31:00 PM  

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