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A CYNICAL LOOK AT THE DAILY GRIND

Friday, August 11, 2006

NOW YOU SEE IT, NOW YOU DON'T


Day One: The boss shakes a bottle of Wite-Out not knowing the cap is loose.

The commercial correction fluid, which is impossible to remove, spills out onto her sweater, blouse and skirt. When she got home, she had to throw away her clothes.

Day Two: The same boss somehow is splattered with coffee from an erupting, cheesy drink cup she purchased at the local convenience store.

Her new white blouse is stained, and she asks her crew if anyone has a bleach stick or stain-remover pen. One young man said his mother just bought him one to keep at work, but he discounted the need for such a thing and left it at home.

The boss now has to either wear her sweater buttoned up or walk around all day with brown stains on her bosom.

Solution?

I knew Wite-Out was good for something else besides making corrections on the computer screen.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't wear white to work or quit drinking coffee or both!

Fri Aug 11, 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous no name brand said...

never fails, new shirt, new stain. Good reason to buy at Wal-Mart.

Sat Aug 12, 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wear a bib or use Shout wipes. I hear seltzer is good on wine stains.

Sat Aug 12, 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Heloise said...

Can Wite Out be used to get rid of bosses too? I've had a few along the way who were really like stains!

Sat Aug 12, 03:48:00 PM  

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