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Thursday, May 04, 2006


Ah, spring.

The beautiful flowers are all in bloom and temperatures rise.

Then it hits. The green mist. It's not here yet, but just wait, it's coming.

Soon it will blanket your life like nuclear fallout and (if you leave your windows open) infiltrate all your electronic equipment like a secret agent in the act espionage.

And, it will ambush your sinuses. Which is why green and pink are the colors of

Green mist = watery pink noses and itchy pink eyes.

Enjoy the season. Ah-choo!


Anonymous Pula said...

If you are a pink flamingo, you need the green mist-so, sping is good for some of God's creations-plus there are no tissues in flamingo land-so we cannot have allergies

Thu May 04, 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Ned Tisue said...

That’s the season where everything turns green, right? We down here under New Jersey haven’t had any wild flowers yet…just wild fires. We sure do have tons of green cars along the streets from all that green mist. I think that green car (used to be black) in my driveway is mine. So far this spring we are still the Sunshine State just add Wildfire State to that slogan until hurricanes come along then we change it to the Plywood State. Keep sniffling…the sinuses will be able to keep their jobs. :)

Thu May 04, 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Your bio says you're a photographer. I'll bet you signed up to blog just to show off your pretty pictures.


Thu May 04, 07:59:00 PM  
Blogger Diana Fasanella said...

Ah, yes Norm, frustrated photographer. Can't afford a REAL (professional) digital camera though, and don't have a scanner to scan in the 35mm pics. So, I'm boring everyone with OK ones on the blog. At least you called them pretty.

Fri May 05, 09:07:00 AM  

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