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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

BRING ON THE BORDER PATROL!


No one, and I mean no one, gets into my country!

All I have to do is say, "Sic 'em."

Those squirrelly illegal immigrants who steal from the birdies' coffers to take the cache back to their families are wasting their time.

You see, in my country we all speak the same language, so we can fix the problem. Even the Mexican border patrolers. Imagine that!

Yap, yap, yap means ... someone's coming, about 200 feet away.

And yap, yap, yappidi-yap means ... Ohmigod, they're here! Do something!

We're secure in my country.

And guess what? No one protests or says they deserve more kibbles when they really don't.

It's comforting knowing that my legal and licensed border patrol is out there watching and protecting my little country.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Jacob Morris said...

It is really funny when you analyze it-the human animal is the most intelligent-yet the only one that cannot protect its territory or should I say, wants to protect it but is influenced by other factors. God made our other animal friends smarter-they just go with instinct and PROTECT what is theirs. In the end, nature is in complete balance and that is great for all.

Wed May 03, 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am assuming your little chihuahua is a legal citizen? work visa? green card? naturalized?...or are you one of "those" harboring an illegal immigrant? aye...carumba! did he "strike" with the others at the May Day march or show his solidarity by boycotting anything?

Wed May 03, 11:47:00 AM  
Blogger Diana Fasanella said...

No strikes with my little Mexican girls. They are very happy and content to be in a free country where, if they work hard and pay taxes, they can scratch and sniff whatever, whenever they want.

Wed May 03, 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous soapbox annie said...

We should swap those who are using/living off the U.S. system (except for those with a serious reason) for the immigrants that want to work. The other countries wouldn’t notice the non-working Americans living there, because they would fill the gaps in those countries of the immigrants who have moved here to work. Bottom line: we should swap non-working people for those who want to work and be ahead of the game. We might be able to put a stop to the welfare program all together!

Thu May 04, 11:54:00 AM  
Blogger ~wolfshadow ~ said...

Diana's girls look like they are well fed and well paid (in love & wine?)

Thu May 04, 12:04:00 PM  
Blogger MILKPoppins said...

What if we just make the people on welfare do the work that Americans don't want to do! Although, shipping them off to another country is a good idea too.

Thu May 04, 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Sara said...

illegal immigrants should be required to serve 4 years in our military as a part of their applying for citizen status....that should stop a few.

Fri May 05, 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My cat was just as smart as your dogs, and protected his territory too. He was born in Rhode Island so I know he was a citizen of The US.

Sat May 06, 03:46:00 PM  

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