HOLD IT!
It would have been me wee weeing in a cup.
As I followed the story about the people stranded in disabled cable cars hanging above the East River in New York, I kept thinking, "I bet someone up there has to go!"
Then I thought about the East River below and, well . . . no matter.
Turns out one kid in the dangling tram couldn't wait for rescuers either and did his thing in a cup.
Not so easy for grown-up ladies.
You can bet your bottom dollar, though, I would have given it my best shot if, after 12 hours, I was told, "soon . . . hang in there."
Sometimes comfort just takes precedent over modesty.
As I followed the story about the people stranded in disabled cable cars hanging above the East River in New York, I kept thinking, "I bet someone up there has to go!"
Then I thought about the East River below and, well . . . no matter.
Turns out one kid in the dangling tram couldn't wait for rescuers either and did his thing in a cup.
Not so easy for grown-up ladies.
You can bet your bottom dollar, though, I would have given it my best shot if, after 12 hours, I was told, "soon . . . hang in there."
Sometimes comfort just takes precedent over modesty.
3 Comments:
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
P-ing in the river is better than getting pooped on by a pidgon in the park.
who cares about #1..thank God it wasn't #2..or worse yet, someone doing a colonoscopy prep! oooooey..
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