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Friday, April 28, 2006

DUMB AWARD WINNER

I recently spoke with a reader who disclosed that her marriage fell apart because her husband was visiting interactive porn sites on the Internet.

She found out when she opened their computer's favorites list and one site showed up. It had been bookmarked!

Surprise, stupid, stupid man!

He claimed he was just looking. That didn't cut it, though, when their credit-card statement came in and showed just how much "looking'' really cost the couple. Not to mention the heartache it caused to dissolve their marriage.

To me, cybersex makes no sense since the monitor is a little tough to snuggle with anyway. And then ... EGAD! ... there are all those 'puter viruses! Disposable rubber gloves might be in order.

Doesn't matter. If you're in a committed relationship and trolloping around the Web with a cyber-tootsie, it's only called one thing ... cheating.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Jacob Morris said...

Actually, this little "marriage" was over long before the internet was created. Now, if you really want to save this little "marriage" for the sake of what the neighbors will think-take all of his credit cards - book a trip to the French Riviera together-let him experience the real thing on the beach-while you shop, shop, shop!

Fri Apr 28, 12:56:00 PM  
Blogger Tom from Brick said...

Married men who access porn sites are mentally ill in the sense that they're addicted to living out their fantasies. The woman they swore their fidelity to is no longer sufficient because they know her. The loss of their marriage and the humiliation they'll carry for the rest of their lives is a huge price to pay for a few minutes of lustful gratification. This individual needs to go to a therapist and get his head straightened out.

Fri Apr 28, 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she should destroy his hard drive, if you know what I mean!

Mon May 01, 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, these people are uptight! A little internet browsing once and a while isn't a big deal but if it becomes an obsession then there is a problem. But, if my man was charging it to our credit cards he would have more than hell to pay!!! Why not just rent a porn on pay-per-view and watch it together!

Mon May 01, 11:06:00 PM  

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