ALONG FOR THE RIDE
OK, so I'm a big-mouthed woman.
My man says so. And if he says so, it must be so ... or so he says.
These days he's walking around saying I'm bossy.
Which isn't true! I'm never bossy 'cause when I am, he gets meaner than those alligators that swallowed up the three women in Florida.
So now, I'm walking on eggshells.
Between you and me, there is this big-mouthed Shelley Walker woman who rants and raves and tries to get in the last word.
She stole my identity. She only rears her ugly head when provoked by an alligator.
But don't most Shelley Walkers?
You'd think ole gator would be used to it by now and let it ride.
Oh bloggisphere, take me away!
posted by Diana at 9:36 AM
13 Comments:
tell spud to take a trip to florida and encourage him to jog along a canal!
What ever you say boss.? You lost me mid way thru that rant. Who is Shelley Walkers and whaaaaaaat?? Enough aligators. Talk more about how great your Dr.Son is!
Don't walk on eggs-it gets too messy-tell everyone to just ignore you-have a cocktail and get a rest-don't worry-they only hear what they want!
What is wrong with being bossy? It just means you know what you want. Women NEED to be bossy sometimes or they get walked all over! I never care when I get called bossy by my husband because sometimes he needs a good kick in the bum. Hi, Dr. Son!!!
Oh by the way, Dr. Son is the perfect husband that agrees with (almost) everything his wife wants because he had an older bossy sister growing up and a bossy mother. He also gives his wife massages when her back hurts and cooks dinner!!! Wow, we did a good job Mom!
Don't go overboard sis. I cook but she cleans, I rub her back so she will scratch mine, and we always watch what I want to watch. Who am I kidding- She soooo lucky-(asian accent).
hey darling daughter and dr. son, doesn't it piss you off that your own mom disses your father (her ex) every chance she gets in her column and now her blog...seems like cheap shots to me and disrespectful as their father..does he have a public forum to trash talk your mom (his ex)? poor chloe, what a role model for a grandma, your mom is trashing chloe's grandpa, too!
Don't worry, it is just for a laugh. They are really still good friends that talk often. They aren't cheap shots, just humorous observations. He usually doesn't mind but the column about him being a stinky, garlic eating, flatulance smeller did bother him some, but he told her so. We all know he is a good man and she thinks so too.
Also, my mom is a wonderful role model for Chloe. I will be blessed if Chloe grows up to be just as smart, loving, caring and talented as my mother!
Hey, what is this, some kind of family blog site? Is that you anonymous Ex-Hubby or is that church lady beating me up again?
Don't blame me! it's prob your ex=hubby!
actually....you can blame her big sister for teaching Diana how to be bossy! Her big sister is a professional bosser, and she had to learn it out of self-defense. ....hahahaha! :)
Spud and YOU can visit Sanibel Island There are plenty of alligators there. And you will not have the biggest mouth if you come across an alligator.
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