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Monday, July 10, 2006

TOEING THE LINE


People, get a pedicure already!

With summer in full swing and everyone walking around barefoot or with open-toed shoes, I've been noticing how many ugly toenails are out there.

It doesn't take much to clean and cut your toenails (men, too), and it just might make the meal go down a little better for those who of us who sit next to you at the
breakfast table or in a restaurant.

If you have fungus toes, then I suggest you beat feet to the doctor, and cover up
those piggies when you're in public!

Clean, healthy toenails make the world just a little prettier.

14 Comments:

Anonymous peanut butter and jelly said...

There is nothing like a good pedicure to calm a girl down and make her feel good! I recommend them HIGHLY. Feet look sooooo much better in a pair of strappy sexy sandals with a fresh "ped".

Mon Jul 10, 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the toes on right, (not the franch manicure, the other) looks like big toes are yellow/hardened..I worked for a podiatrist, and this is first sign of toe fungus, even diabetes..get them checked out..not as pretty as you think from the photo!

Mon Jul 10, 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous 1st little piggy said...

I'd rather look at ugly toenails in sandles than smell stinky feet in sweaty sneakers.

Mon Jul 10, 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if Fred Flintstone got pedicures? I'm sure he had horrible calluses from using them to power his car, but not a bad idea considering gas prices these days!

Tue Jul 11, 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Pete said...

I got fallen arches,bunions,flat feet.They sweat enough water to refloat the Titanic."Witches' toes",one friend's child called them at the beach one day.Eventually,I'll have them same old curled up
"cornchip" toenails inherited from my parents.Until then,I am one hell of a man!
No sandals for this hombre.Sandals should only be worn by Indian men or monks with white socks.I keep my dogs hidden as much as possible.They show the abuse of thousands of miles worked,walked and played.
By the way....their large also!LOL

Wed Jul 12, 02:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Pete said...

"These are the times that try man's soles"~ Thom McCan 1952

Wed Jul 12, 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

toe jam with your toast anyone?

Wed Jul 12, 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love a french on my toes. Thanks for the reminder

Wed Jul 12, 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

every girl should check her toes, wear nude underware under white pants, and make sure the little strappy tank provides adequate coverage. It's summer time people!

Wed Jul 12, 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous D.Harris said...

AMEN!

Thu Jul 13, 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Jossy from Jersey said...

Clean toes, nails and underwear-you would be surprised at how dirty people are under all the make-up

Thu Jul 13, 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nude underwear still cannot hide cottage cheese under the white pants..NO ONE looks good in white, sheer pants..NO ONE..and leave the tank tops for the small-busted perkier youngsters please! nothing worse than biker chick back-fat!

Thu Jul 13, 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Grandpa Rocks said...

Let's start a revolution to make socks with sandles cool!!! That way we don't have to worry about nasty toenails.

Thu Jul 13, 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

only if they are black knee-hi socks!

Thu Jul 13, 05:17:00 PM  

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