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Wednesday, July 05, 2006


Hopefully, you survived another Fourth of July without a ground spinner going up your pants or a sparkler setting your house on fire.

Traveling home last night along the shoreline around 8:30 p.m., I was amazed at how many unofficial firework displays were being set off from backyards of neighborhoods like yours and mine.

Here in New Jersey it is illegal to possess or set off fireworks if you are not a professional handler. Obviously, very few people care about the law.

Having had a smoke bomb go down the back of my shirt one Fourth of July, I can speak from experience how dangerous fireworks are. I was lucky to escape with only minor burns.

To this day, active fireworks anywhere within a 100 feet make me nervous.

There's a reason for the law.


Anonymous Sophia Murano Lambargini said...

How can we have laws that people take seriously when we have no government-the governor closed it up

Wed Jul 05, 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous ex said...

it was unlawful to smoke the weed you did in your past, too, right?

Sat Jul 08, 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous pothead said...


Sun Jul 09, 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous pothead said...

that kid in the child's safety seat sure is funny looking.

Sun Jul 09, 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous straight edge said...

One time I had a doobie fall down my pants while being passed around. Luckly, it only burnt a hole in my underpants. But it put me on the path to sobriety.

Tue Jul 11, 10:28:00 PM  
Anonymous pothead said...

WOW MAN! It didn't burn your brain, did it?

Wed Jul 12, 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too Funny!!!! I love these blogs!

Thu Jul 13, 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey straight edge, were YOU being passed around , or the doobie?

Thu Jul 13, 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous straight edge said...

Hey, you figured out the other reason for my sobriety. It's no fun to have a doobie fall down your pants but it's even worse to be passed around while too high to care about one's morals. Watch out pothead, that stuff does burn your brain too (the big one and the little one, i.e. low sperm count).

Thu Jul 13, 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous pothead said...

WOW MAN! what'd he say?

Thu Jul 13, 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Straight edge said...

Sorry DUDE....your melon is getting tweeked and you are on your way to shooting blanks. But the good news is that you probably won't care. WOW MAN, might as well pack up the bong and listen to some Phish, RIGHT ON!!

Thu Jul 13, 02:03:00 PM  

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