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Thursday, June 22, 2006

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?


On a clear day, you can see forever.

So, why does the radio reception in my car go wacky?

I get better reception (even with satellite) when it's cloudy out.

Today I had to listen to some kind of reggae hip-hop crap filter in and out of my
favorite talk show.

Who wants to listen to someone bustin' a move when broadcasters are telling me that officials are trying to ban McDonald's in areas where fat kids live.

Of course, the commercials come in loud and clear.

3 Comments:

Anonymous self loather said...

You can't ban McDonalds. They are to powerful. They must put nicotine in those burgers to make them addictive like the cigarette companies. Fat kids would just steal Mom's car and purse and then drive to the next town for their fix. Great now we'll have fat drivers clogging our roads while they clog their arteries. Ronald McDonald should just deliver and handout free smokes with every Big Mac. Lazy parents are the real enemy of the fat kids!

Thu Jun 22, 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Mafald Ricotta said...

I agree about lazy parents-radio-shut it off and sing to yourself-you will feel lots better

Thu Jun 22, 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That will teach you to listen to talk shows! There is probably a better message in the reggae hip-hop crap! Talk shows have become the opium of the 21st century! You can hear anything you wish!

Thu Jun 22, 05:25:00 PM  

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