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A CYNICAL LOOK AT THE DAILY GRIND

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

IN A 'SHUTTER'



In a perfect world, it only would rain between midnight and 2 a.m.

In a perfect world, a 10-year-old dog's breath always would smell like a puppy's.

In a perfect world, being in good shape would mean being perfectly round.

In a perfect world, there would be no disease, everyone would have enough food to eat and no one would ever feel a need to cheat on their spouse.

In a perfect world, John Lennon's "Imagine" would be the norm.

And, in a perfect world, a $2,000 camera wouldn't shatter when you dropped it.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

in a perfect world, a camera mfr. fan of yours would send you a free replacement camera!

Wed Jun 07, 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Diana

John Lennon's image the perfect norm?
Now I understand why you have only two friends.

Pula's Uncle

Wed Jun 07, 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Claudia Francesca said...

When in a perfect world, one should be able to communicate with an American in America to get the correct answer-life is not perfect and there are actually people in America that don't care about the American people-such as big companies that oursource and make our lives very frustrating-America is a land of opportunity for all but please let the all have an understanding of procedure to insure the American dream and protect us from unfair corporate procedures.

Wed Jun 07, 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in a perfect world, diana would've omitted claudia's rambling blog!

Thu Jun 08, 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a perfect world you would not spend $2000. 00 for a camera.

Thu Jun 08, 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous ms perfect said...

in a perfect world, I would be a shinning star!! As it is now, no one recognizes my perfectness except me. :)

Sat Jun 10, 09:25:00 AM  

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