WE ARE SIAMESE IF YOU PLEASE
New Jersey educators want to add Chinese as a world language to their school's curriculum.
They deduce that since 67 percent of students already speak Spanish, why not give them an opportunity, at taxpayers' expense, to become trilingual?
Are they smoking crack?
Teaching kids to speak Chinese before they can speak English proficiently shouldn't happen until pigs can fly.
Then again, Pig Latin as a first language sounds kind of "iftyna."
P.S. Sorry, I have no pictures of pigs, but Canada geese should do the trick. They're almost as dirty, and they already can fly.