JERKS ARE BIGGER THAN THEY APPEAR
I've had it.
I've had it with young women drivers who ride my back bumper while they're admiring themselves in the visor mirror.
One girl last week whipped around me like a bat out of hell while she was talking on a cell phone and putting on eye makeup at the same time. She was driving with her elbows!
What were automobile manufacturers thinking when they put that lighted mirror on the driver's side visor anyway? No one on the parkway wants to see some bimbo grooming herself at 70 mph.
It's bad enough that changing the radio station and sneezing causes major accidents. But slip in the equation an air-headed, 20-year-old who think she's invincible, and that's a recipe for disaster.
Besides, the space between the console and front car seat isn't big enough for your hand to retrieve your lipstick when it falls there after you end up stuck between a rock and a hard place at the toll booth.
P.S. Toll booth picture was from a generic Internet e-mail. Now there's a couple of courteous drivers who never heard the word merge.