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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY


There's a reason why I like animals better than people.

Take for example this whole Don Imus scandal. Because it has been discussed, reported on and written about ad nauseam I'm not going to belabor it, but here's my 2 cents, anyway.

I say take the first baloney head and make him clean the Rutgers women's locker room until all the players he insulted graduate or he dies, whichever comes first. He should pay their college tuition, too.


Then take the second baloney head, rousing protests for the first baloney head's firing, and make him write skits for stand-up comics. Better yet, since he loves the spotlight so much, make him do stand-up in Bismarck, North Dakota, then film it as a documentary on "Keepin' it Real."

It's amazing how often I'd like to bury my head until all the stupidity in the world blows over or dies, whichever comes first.

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21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Between the two of them, I wouldn't take anything they said to heart...Always something to generate more publicity, especially for Al Sharpton...and if we didn't know what was said before, WE SURE DO NOW!!!

Tue Apr 10, 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous proofreader said...

Al Sharpton (the phony baloney he is), should ask his fellow African-Americans (and others)to boycott all the hip-hop/gangsta rap morons (also mostly his fellow African-American men)who promote the racist, bigoted, sexist comments against their own African-American women in their CD's,videos and lyrics..instead, Sharpton (and Jesse Jackson)attend/promote political and other events with these thugs..doing the photo ops, etc. Can I say, talk about calling the kettle black..or have we become so politically correct, that would be construed as a racist remark? If Imus is made to scour the Rutgers Women's lockers, so should Sharpton for condoning the degradation of his fellow African-American women by embracing the racist,sexist hip-hop culture spewed by other African-American men instead of being verbally outraged against it..

Tue Apr 10, 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous proofreader said...

Al Sharpton actually said in an interview yestday that the situation was "abhorrible" (he meant abhorrent)..abhorrible is that he cannot even speak English and that he is a bigger bigot than Imus (Sharpton has insulted publicly Jews, Whites, etc.)and unlike Imus, he isn't trying to get a laugh, he is just a bigot..

Tue Apr 10, 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Jacob Morris said...

There is so much baloney floating around-I think I will change my favorite lunch time snack to HAM-but then again that is what they both are BIG HAMS

God Bless the real people of all races

Tue Apr 10, 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous proofreader said...

yesterday..

Tue Apr 10, 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I woke up a few minutes early today and tried to lay in bed and catch up on the news. I can't stand either one of them, so I tried to change channels, but if was all over, every single channel!
He (Imos) is so ugly and scary looking, I really can't stomach looking at him..I feel bad for the girls, they didn't deserve any of this, but, it's done, he apologized, let's get on with our lives!
Diana, don't know if you live near Middletown or not, but now you don't only have to watch out for the birds trying to get your little doggies, you have to watch out for Coyotes too!

Tue Apr 10, 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous proofreader said...

I think Imus should be ordered to remove the Rutgers Women's tattoos (as a service to all)..

Tue Apr 10, 12:25:00 PM  
Blogger Diana said...

hawks, coyotes and bears? oh my!

Tue Apr 10, 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never listen to Imus. I never listen to Al Sharpton. I treat them equally by changing the radio station or the TV channel whenever they are on.

Tue Apr 10, 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous proofreader said...

I guess they are both "equal opportunity offenders"..

Tue Apr 10, 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Job said...

Don Imus (and his wife) do a lot of good in this world, by running the ranch in New Mexico for terminally ill children. By reducing Imus' income, all you accomplish is removing benefits which would otherwise accrue to very sick children. Seems to me that is stupid.

Remember how Al Sharpton first broke into the headlines? It was in the Tawana Brawley case, which turned out to be a hoax. Seems to me that the "ho" is Al Sharpton.

Tue Apr 10, 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

None of this has anything to do with his ranch in Mexico or his wife. Give me a break - I'm glad he apologized, if I was a parent of one of those girls and he didn't apologize, things would have gotten really ugly! I'm sure suspending two weeks pay for that man is change in his pocket!

Tue Apr 10, 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone ask the girls in question how they felt? Seems to me they are the ones who were wronged.

Tue Apr 10, 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch tv later or tomorrow, that'll be the next thing all over the news and internet, the girls are suppose to meet with Imos with their coach. Guess i'll be waking up to that same old story again tomorrow! And I know it won't be pretty, but the girls should have their say, I guess, they were the ones wronged!

Tue Apr 10, 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous hisbloggedness said...

Don Imus calls things the way he sees them.Well know soon enough after hearing from the ladies if the shoe fits!

Tue Apr 10, 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Pete said...

Don Imus is so well....yesterday.
He had his day about 30 years ago.
Back in the day he was actually funny as I recall.
I've caught a few minutes of his MSNBC televised radio show.
He seems puppet like and not very comfortable from what I see there.
He comes across as a blabbering idiot,even well before this current situation.
It's probably long overdue that Don Imus retire to his ranch.
For me,I'm a Jersey Guy(WKXW 101.5FM)listener.

Tue Apr 10, 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous jamit33 said...

When it comes to mistakes of a sexual nature you call on experts. Get Jessie Jackson, Bill Clinton, Sharpton and Imus, they can have a prayer meeting and everything will turn out OK. They might even toss the Blue Dress issue around.

Tue Apr 10, 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHO CARES, BESIDES THE MEDIA?

Wed Apr 11, 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous bb said...

Is this nonsense ever going to end? I have just two words to say to "Rev." Sharpton...Tawana Brawly. Did he ever apologize to the public for that fiasco?

Wed Apr 11, 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous D. Ryan said...

Imus should be fired! His obnoxious style has become obscene. Has he even a clue how hard those Rutgers girls worked to get to the Finals? They deserve praise and adulation, Imus deserves scorn.

Wed Apr 11, 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that Imus has been fired from MSNBC, I want all hip-hop and degrading rap off all cable stations and the radio. I think boycotts of their MTV and RAP awards and loss of their sponsors would do everyone a service. If we are going to do it, lets get rid of it all. Bet Al, Jesse and Obama won't touch that one.

Thu Apr 12, 11:22:00 AM  

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