A NEW LOW IN ADVERTISING
They're interactive urinal wafers.
Actually, Wizmark, the company that manufacturers the talking urinal wafers, calls them communicators.
Why something you wouldn't dare to eat is called a wafer in the first place is a mystery to me.
In any case, they're here ... talking up a storm in men's restrooms.
They advertise everything from beer products to sports to tools to cars, and now hand out "don't drink and drive" public-service messages. Some even have flashing lights to entertain their captive audience.
Too bad we don't have urinals at home.
Just think what great stuff you could say to your husband in a recorded message there without him escaping to the garage.
And you'd never have to worry about the toilet seat again.