LEAVE THE LIGHT ON, BABY!
I think I've got seasonal affective disorder.
I mean, I get up in the dark, spend most of my day inside and go home in the dark, then wonder why I'm in a fatigued funk.
I'm stuck in night.
When I was researching the spiders on dope, I read that jumping spiders have markings on their faces and legs that glow in ultraviolet light. Those markings make them attractive to the opposite sex and, well, frisky. They won't mate without the light.
Guess I'll just have to buy some dayglow body paint and get one of those ultraviolet purple bulbs like we had in the '70s.
Watch out, Spud!