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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

THE WORMS CRAWL IN


At least one Wisconsin man needs to get a life ... in jail.

He's been going from store to store where young women work alone and telling them they have a tick on them. He then suggests they remove their clothing to find it.

If he wants to see some strange, why doesn't he just go to the local sleaze bar and ask 'em to take it off for money like every other red-blooded pervert?

Police are wondering if the guy is a serious predator or trying to be funny.

Does it matter?

Gezz, Inspector Clouseau, don't you think it might be a good idea to find the creep before the women end up with more than ticks on them.

7 Comments:

Anonymous ticked off said...

i say pour honey all over the louse and bury him in a bed of red ants!

Wed Nov 15, 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you look pleased in the photo Diana..let me guess, that's NOT Spud!

Wed Nov 15, 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Menuval said...

And why is the creep from Wisconsin any more creepy than the guy in the picture?

Wed Nov 15, 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous NOTICKS said...

Ewwww, ticks!!!! I would be buck naked in 2 seconds flat!!!

Thu Nov 16, 12:23:00 AM  
Blogger margaret said...

I'll have to remember not to open your blog when my young daughter is in the room..."ooh Mommeee, a naked guy!"

Wed Nov 22, 11:00:00 AM  
Blogger Diana Fasanella said...

sorry about that margaret! If he really were naked, I don't think I would have gotten that close. I was just skeeved out that he was sweaty.

Wed Nov 22, 03:47:00 PM  
Blogger margaret said...

I guess he'd have to be, given the dance routine and the bright lights...have a nice Thanksgiving:)

Thu Nov 23, 10:37:00 AM  

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