99 BOTTLES OF WINE ON THE WALL

OK, so I'm a little behind on commenting about the red-wine scare.

I call it a scare because after everyone reads that it might help you live longer, we'll have a bunch of 100-year-old winos driving on the parkway.

And, then there's the fear of a red wine shortage when all the real alcoholics switch over from beer and Grey Goose.

That's my fear since I drink at least 12 ounces of red wine every night with dinner. I actually measured it because I wanted to give doctors a realistic account of my daily alcohol consumption.

Guess what ... doctors don't seem to think my wine habit is the reason I feel like crap. On the contrary, they think it helps my stress-out life. Maybe there's some merit to the study.

So, Cheers!