THE BUG HAS ARRIVED
I know the blog teaser in today's column said I would be blogging about the mob or Al-Jazeera, but in reality I'm not up to thinking that hard.
Instead, this is about getting sick during the holidays.
Now I ask you, how is it that every other day of the year you can be somewhat healthy (or at least vertical and not contagious), but toss in a good holiday where a lot of people can be infected and all hell breaks loose.
So, this is where I am ... in quarantine, even though I'm so full of antibiotics I could nurse plague victims.
Any survival tips for turkey day?
I'm thinking there might be an upside to wearing a surgical face mask. Besides keeping the germs corralled, I won't be stuffing my piehole.
Have a great Thanksgiving and steer clear of anyone wearing a mask.