THE BUG HAS ARRIVED
I know the blog teaser in today's column said I would be blogging about the mob or Al-Jazeera, but in reality I'm not up to thinking that hard.
Instead, this is about getting sick during the holidays.
Now I ask you, how is it that every other day of the year you can be somewhat healthy (or at least vertical and not contagious), but toss in a good holiday where a lot of people can be infected and all hell breaks loose.
So, this is where I am ... in quarantine, even though I'm so full of antibiotics I could nurse plague victims.
Any survival tips for turkey day?
I'm thinking there might be an upside to wearing a surgical face mask. Besides keeping the germs corralled, I won't be stuffing my piehole.
Have a great Thanksgiving and steer clear of anyone wearing a mask.
posted by Diana at 12:10 PM
5 Comments:
Happy Thanksgiving.....I hope you feel better. I just started feeling sick yesterday.
even if our cold subsides, defrosting turkeys in a tub will certainly give you e coli! why do people buy frozen? fresh not much more expensive and avail in every supermarket and well worth the safety ...ewwww..I think I see some hair on that turkey on the left and a bath ring around the one on the right!
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump.
May your taters 'n gravy have nary a lump,
May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
May your thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.
Gesundheit!
Stay in bed....drink some merlot and take your antibiotics...Best wishes to you and Spud for a Happy Thanksgiving.
Lynda,Andrew and I will slosh through
the lousy weather to dine at The Inn at Lambertville Station.
yeah, good advice..drink alcohol and antibiotics!
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