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Monday, July 09, 2007

WHAT CAN YOU SAY?


Ya gotta love readers who send in stuff like this.

A Woman's Prayer

Dear Lord,
I pray for
Wisdom: To understand a man;
Love: To forgive him; and
Patience: For his moods, because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll just beat him to death.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Horace Greeley said...

Well they're not burning up the qwerty boards over this particular blog are they?
Just goes to prove,cute babies and animals always sell newspapers.

Mon Jul 09, 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous proofreader said...

wonder what "the Man's Prayer" would say..probably praying that we women would stop printing these prayers...either that, or some wise remarks about PMS, menopause symptoms..

Mon Jul 09, 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous This is equality? said...

If this were a man's prayer, the last line, (changing "him" to "her") would likely cause outrage.

Tue Jul 10, 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous caveman said...

if you changed it to her, then it just wouldn't make sense.

Tue Jul 10, 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Rev. Fallwell said...

Are these the words of my brothers wives? Hail Mary...

Wed Jul 11, 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know that prayer well.

Fri Jul 13, 04:17:00 PM  

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