GOING AROUND, COMING AROUND

I hate crowds.

At the grocery store this weekend, I accidentally ran into a woman with my cart at the meat counter. She was livid.

I mean, it wasn't like I decided she needed some skin taken off her heel.

She made a big deal anyway, standing in the middle of the aisle expounding about how people should watch where they're going and not be in such a hurry.

All I could do was apologize and say "How's the chicken legs look today?"

She went off in a huff.

As I was coming out of the store, I saw her backing out of her parking space. She collided with another car also backing out.

Wow, rear-ended twice in an hour.

Guess it just wasn't her day.