UP IN SMOKE
How about the Boston man who's suing his former employer, The Scotts Co., for firing him because he tested positive for nicotine?
This smoker's drug test revealed he was really into cigarettes, and subsequently, he was fired from his lawn-care job.
Now, I'm not a smoker, but it seems to me the company is violating a few civil rights by trying to control the legal private conduct it finds dangerous or distasteful of its employees. Big Brother shouldn't be watching that close.
I hope this guy hits them in their deep corporate pockets by winning a huge settlement.
Then he can smoke his brains out while cutting the grass.
P.S. Don't ya just love it when a totally botched photo looks kind of cool?