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A CYNICAL LOOK AT THE DAILY GRIND

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

HERE'S THE HOOK


Underwire bras don't cause breast cancer.

But according to Dr. Karen Kowalske, a physiatrist (physical rehabilitation specialist), slinky bras can trigger muscle tension and headaches.

It seems the thin straps put pressure on the trapezius muscles, which run across the shoulders and upper back.

Geez ... as if women don't have enough to worry about!

Now we have to make sure to our bra straps are at least a half-inch wide.

Something told me not to buy that sexy little number.

Eureka, guys! This might be the cause of your woman's headaches.

Then again, I doubt if it's the bra.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Bob Pratskinski said...

I don't always wear a bra. My boobs won't hold a pencil underneath them. That's the proper test right? However my nipples stick out and it can be embarassing so I will put tape over them. There are times however when I do ocassionally wear a bra, mostly when my wife and I are role playing, but I have never had a headache. Of course, the bra doesn't stay on very long:)

I envy you women in most ways but Oh boy you all deal with a lot of tough stuff.

Wed Nov 29, 04:23:00 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

What ever happend to the braless revolution I guess the good old gals where burning their bras for medicinal purposes.

Wed Nov 29, 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Pete said...

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Doesn't the APP server have filters to prevent this nonsense?

Whoever spammed this site is the real "boob"!

Wed Nov 29, 05:38:00 PM  
Blogger Diana Fasanella said...

I would have deleted the spam comment, pete, but now I have to leave it. Oh well, my blog cup runneth over.

Wed Nov 29, 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous titfortat said...

your blog was titillating!

Wed Nov 29, 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous dmc said...

I have an over the shoulder boulder holder, not a bra.

Thu Nov 30, 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous proofreader said...

keep us abreast of more medical news..

Thu Nov 30, 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats off the hook, and a real eyefull!!!

Sat Dec 02, 02:38:00 PM  
Blogger Diana Fasanella said...

Where are you guys when I need to write snappy (or those with a hook) headlines?

Sat Dec 02, 04:04:00 PM  

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