OFF TO THE BIG HOUSE

Here's another couple of stupid druggies in the news.

A Texas man and his girlfriend were arrested in a Fort Lee, N.J., hotel room for having 17 pounds of marijuana.

They were putting the grass in baggies when they opened the door to a man they thought was going to take them to Brooklyn.

But, surprise, surprise!

It was the police who had been called by hotel management because the couple had ... get this ... MISSED CHECKOUT TIME!

Guess Mom was right when she said it doesn't pay to be late.