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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

OPEN FIRE


We are engaged in a silent battle.

I like to keep the can opener in the flatware drawer where I can easily find it; he likes to keep it in the utensil drawer (which is packed with everything else) because it impedes his search for the bottle opener in the flatware drawer.

And so it goes. Every day I move it back after he moves it out.

This has been ongoing for years. We are steadfast in our can opener-location conviction, and neither of us is willing to budge.

You'd think we'd find something more important on which to take such an unyielding stand.

10 Comments:

Anonymous proofreader said...

Buy an extra one for the other drawer..for $5-$10 is a simpler,cheaper solution than $500-$1000 couples therapy bills! Now that's the can-do attitude!

Tue Sep 19, 12:12:00 PM  
Blogger Diana Fasanella said...

But alas, he never uses the can opener and says it's in his way in the flatware drawer.

Tue Sep 19, 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous wine girl said...

I think the fact that you can compromise on the large issues, but stand your ground on small issues shows that you two still have some independence. I think it's great! That is what a good relationship is made of. Keep moving the can opener, but agree on the major events.

Tue Sep 19, 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Moma Mia CoCo Cucina said...

Just go out to eat and forget the cans!

Tue Sep 19, 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous ilovemerlot said...

looks like there's more wine openers than can openers in there!

Tue Sep 19, 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous proudfan said...

Make sure you never serve him anything made from a can's contents since he claims he never uses the can opener. Give him his own flatware drawer or get another for you ( with your can opener) or, tell him buh-bye!

Tue Sep 19, 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could be worse.
My hubby places other stuff on the top shelves where I cannot reach it!

Wed Sep 20, 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Seamus said...

You sound pretty normal to me.

My wife and I have been happily married for 22 years. We haven't yet been able to come to an agreement on whether the toilet paper should hang "under" or "over."

Thu Sep 21, 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous dmc said...

Tell Spud to get a life! Life is too short to ponder on can openers.

Thu Sep 21, 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Hartster said...

Simple. Each of you carry a can opener from an Army-Navy surplus store on your keychain. Just don't carry it with you on an airplane.

Now of course, the debate becomes where does each of you leave the keys. I'm sure one prefers a key hook, the other on the table....

Thu Sep 21, 10:36:00 PM  

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