HOSED!

I hate hoses.

I hate them more than I hate going to the dentist.

Can someone please invent an easy-to-use hose?

All I do is tug, pull, and walk back and forth, trying to straighten out the kinks to get water to my plants and bushes.

Forget about the grass that has turned into a sandy bed of weeds.

Forget trying to wind up the hoses without causing a rotator cuff injury.

I'd forget it all if I didn't feel guilty watching my thirsty plants wilt.