NAPOLEON COMPLEX

When I read about the 5-pound Chihuahua in Masonville, Colo., that supposedly saved a toddler from a rattlesnake, I thought bulls#!t.



I mean, come on ... the itty bitty dog jumped in front of the snake as it was striking the 1-year-old boy who was playing in a birdbath at his grandparents' house?

The grandfather said he "heard" the dog yelp when the snake bit his dog, which translates that he didn't SEE it happen.

As the owner of three Chihuahuas who are afraid to go out in the rain, I'd say that the curious dog just got in the way.


Then again, I have seen my girls attack the glass storm door (and each other) when another dog walks by.



On a lighter note:
On July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep ranch just outside Roswell, NM.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. government. However, what you may NOT have realized is that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Bill O'Reilly, Condolezza Rice, and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?