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A CYNICAL LOOK AT THE DAILY GRIND

Monday, July 16, 2007

HOW SLOW CAN YOU GO?

Police arrested an Upper Saddle River man last night about 10 p.m. on charges of impeding traffic.



So what, you say?

Well ... at the time William H. Simmons was asleep at the wheel of his car on Route 72 in Stafford. The car was not moving but stopped in the slow lane.

Oh yeah, Simmons also was charged with driving (?) while intoxicated.

He must be related to the McDrunk who did the same thing in the fast-food lane at McDonald's a couple of months ago (see May 24 post).

For not much more on the story click here .

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1 Comments:

Anonymous proofreader said...

at least he wasn't in the express lane..:}

Mon Jul 16, 11:12:00 PM  

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