HOLY CHEETOS, BATMAN!
It was a real bell-ringer for a Des Moines, Iowa, man when he was charged with domestic assault after bonking his father in the face with a bag of Cheetos.
Patrick Hamman, 22, was arrested for throwing the bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face and covering poor dad in Cheetos dust.
It was a cheesy thing to do, Patrick said, admitting he was high on methamphetamines at the time of the argument.
Good thing the bag didn't contain the world's largest Cheeto found by Navy Petty Officer Mike Evans in 2003. That baby was about the size of a small lemon.
Here's Chester Cheetah on what to snort:
For not much more on the Cheetos arrest, click here.
More big Cheeto photos on this site.
Patrick Hamman, 22, was arrested for throwing the bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face and covering poor dad in Cheetos dust.
It was a cheesy thing to do, Patrick said, admitting he was high on methamphetamines at the time of the argument.
Good thing the bag didn't contain the world's largest Cheeto found by Navy Petty Officer Mike Evans in 2003. That baby was about the size of a small lemon.
Here's Chester Cheetah on what to snort:
For not much more on the Cheetos arrest, click here.
More big Cheeto photos on this site.
Labels: Cheetos, Chester Cheetah, domestic assault, methamphetamines
posted by Diana at 10:14 AM
7 Comments:
I could've sworn I just saw a vision of the Virgin Mary in that Cheetos..oh, I was looking at it without my glasses.
Well, he'll meet Bubba in da' "Big House". They'll share so much more than a bag of Cheetos...
It was a good thing the father had the moxy to call the police.
Who knows what the next attack would have brought,a knife,a bat...
Maybe the young man will get it together now.
Andy Capp fries and popcorn.Those are my two favorite snacks.
Not throwing them at anyone!!
Just read an article that doctors now think butter fumes from microwave popcorn may cause lung cancer..snacks really are coming deadly weapons after all.
where's the ajax when you need it?
Thats mung man...thats no way to deal with a good bag of cheesypooffs, wait till Mr.Hanky gets wind of this!
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