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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

STEAKS FOR EVERYONE

A Michigan couple celebrated their first wedding anniversary and, more importantly being alive, after the minivan they were in was struck by a falling object ... a 600-pound cow.


Charles and Linda Everson were driving back to their hotel in Manson, Wash., where they were visiting, when the year-old cow fell 200 feet off a cliff and onto the hood of their vehicle. They missed being killed by a matter of inches, authorities said.

The couple was taken to a nearby hospital as a precaution but neither was hurt. The cow, on the other hand, had to be euthanized.

I've heard it rains cats and dogs in Washington State, but cows? That's enough to make one moooove.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous proofreader said...

They better "steer" clear of that highway on their second anniversary! No bull!

Tue Nov 06, 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they should hoof it back to Michigan.

Tue Nov 06, 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Robin said...

Holy flying cow dung Batman!
That was a flying gurnsey!

Wed Nov 07, 09:42:00 AM  

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