I WANT CANDY
Using candy bars to get female inmates to expose themselves has landed one former jailhouse guard in a bit of a sticky situation.
Steven Irysh, 23, was charged with indecent exposure and engaging in sexual activity with a confined person after he allegedly flashed a female inmate and had others expose themselves in exchange for candy bars.
Prosecutors said Irysh, who pleaded not guilty, would deliver notes to male inmates at San Luis Obispo County jail that offered the candy in exchange for female inmates flashing him. It was unclear as to which candy bars Irysh offered.
If convicted, he could face up to 18 months in jail ... and a lifetime of Snickers (not to mention all the sweet lovin' he could want from the boys in the Big House).
Photo by The Kid CL
Steven Irysh, 23, was charged with indecent exposure and engaging in sexual activity with a confined person after he allegedly flashed a female inmate and had others expose themselves in exchange for candy bars.
Prosecutors said Irysh, who pleaded not guilty, would deliver notes to male inmates at San Luis Obispo County jail that offered the candy in exchange for female inmates flashing him. It was unclear as to which candy bars Irysh offered.
If convicted, he could face up to 18 months in jail ... and a lifetime of Snickers (not to mention all the sweet lovin' he could want from the boys in the Big House).
Photo by The Kid CL
Labels: candy bars, inmates, jail, San Luis Obispo County, Snickers
posted by Diana at 9:30 AM
6 Comments:
There have been times in my hormonal life that I would've done just about anything for chocolate. What would you do-ooh-ooh for a Klondike bar?
Hang him up by his nutty bar!
Wow. that's really funny...making fun of confined people! A lifetime of snickers? How about getting some therapy for the poor soul...do you think his God-given libido takes a holiday while he is in jail? You can do better than this: Let's make fun of people confined in wheelchairs next!
He'll be making that journey down the Hershey Highway soon,won't he?
Lighten up anon..Chuckles are Good 'n Plenty on this blog site..even people in wheelchairs laugh! I wonder if they eat Rolos.
Hey anon(#2), the guy is not even convicted yet much less in jail, but he should be if he did that! Do the crime, do the time. Want a candy bar?
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